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The Gonk Droid is the great GNK in his droid form so that some mortals may gaze upon him. He distributes all power. He has the GNK Force. He has an supposed alliance with the Jebys of planet Rainboh.
He stands at a godly height of 30 feet tall, and will squish all mortals who defy him.
Some creators of video games have seen the true power of the Gonk, and so have included him. He is in Jedi: Fallen Order, Battlefront II, LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and most notably in LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga where a red brick turns him into Super Gonk, greatly increasing his speed and agility.
Gonk History[]
The best Gonk droid was God Gonk, the first Gonk Droid ever. The Gonk droids had created the great Gonk Empire, which was destroyed after the death of God Gonk.
The Gonk Cow, son of the God Gonk and the Dune Cow, was a cow with a GNK head.
During the ancient gonk war, the Gonk droids were being trained by God Gonk.
Except for the Gonk Empire, some Gonks created the Sith Order of the Gonks. Some of the most feared Sith Gonks are Darth Gonk, Darth Gonkader, Darth Gonkaldus and of course Darth Gonkannus, who is known as Count Gonk.
The biggest war during the gonk empire was the ancient gonk war. The gonk empire, led by the god gonk, started to expand their domination. Their first enemy was the dune cow. The dune cows were living in the desert planet of Tatooine. They were a tough enemy, but in the end they were defeated. They were let to live with the gonks. The two enemies were coexisting in peace. A great example of that peace is the gonk Cow, son of the god gonk and the dune cow.
Gonk Relatives[]
A relative of the Gonk droid is the Plonk or PLNK droid. They should not be worshiped like the almighty Gonks, but they should still be treated with respect, perhaps equivalent to a baron or duke.
When a Gonk and Jeby mate, the result is a Goby, a powerful being that is a mix between Gonk and Jeby.
Gonk now lives a peaceful life, gambling on Kanto Bight...