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"Hello there!"

–Obi-Wan Kenobi


Obi-Wan Kenobi was the master of Anakin Skywalker and has the high ground, isn't brave enough for politics, and is still flying half a ship with Anakin.

Master Kenobi had some unfortunate traits, however. For one, he was often seen standing around looking very confused. This disease has been none as Visible Confusion. He also struck sexy cool poses, and the ladies love him. A Jedi can not love, so Kenobi therefore showed a bad boy quality, which, to his dismay, girls also loved. A tragedy.

Master Kenobi liked the archives instead of friends for information. That is why he became a hermit on Tatooine: he had no friends. Another reason he had no friends is because he did not trust anyone. He constantly said, "It's a trick, send no reply!" Which showed his nervous disposition and his suspicious nature.

Obi Wan has the power of surprise on his side. He can say "HELLO THERE" like a boss, and gets a lot of replies such as "GENERAL KENOBI!"

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